Friday, June 10, 2005

WHY?

am I INCAPABLE of eating or drinking one f$#*%& single thing without spilling it down the front of my shirt?

Today's feat: White Sweater a la Buffalo Chicken Sauce

3 comments:

Honey Bunny said...

oh my god. that's me, too. i never, ever have a day where i don't miss my mouth.

it also doesn't help that i have enormous juggs that catch everything i spill. so as if they aren't already a focal point, add some salsa and a stray chip and fuhgetaboutit.

halloweenlover said...

Ummm, yeah, I have the enormous juggs problem too. Ummm, you just can't see them. Because I wear smooshing bras. Yeah yeah thats it.

Now I am sad again.

Ninotchka said...

Girl, you need to stock some Oxyclean in your desk drawer. ha ha ha Nothing's more embarrassing than spilling all over your stomach when you're pregnant. People look at you and you know they're just thinking: She's already letting herself go, the PIG!!!

ba ha ha ha