oh my god. that's me, too. i never, ever have a day where i don't miss my mouth.
it also doesn't help that i have enormous juggs that catch everything i spill. so as if they aren't already a focal point, add some salsa and a stray chip and fuhgetaboutit.
Girl, you need to stock some Oxyclean in your desk drawer. ha ha ha Nothing's more embarrassing than spilling all over your stomach when you're pregnant. People look at you and you know they're just thinking: She's already letting herself go, the PIG!!!
Mom to a crazy toddler and baby, attorney (but staying at home for now), wife to a consultant, griffyslave (i.e. slave to my two Brussels Griffons pups and their demands) and lover of Halloween, living in a suburb of Boston and enjoying the nutty world of blogging.
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oh my god. that's me, too. i never, ever have a day where i don't miss my mouth.
it also doesn't help that i have enormous juggs that catch everything i spill. so as if they aren't already a focal point, add some salsa and a stray chip and fuhgetaboutit.
Ummm, yeah, I have the enormous juggs problem too. Ummm, you just can't see them. Because I wear smooshing bras. Yeah yeah thats it.
Now I am sad again.
Girl, you need to stock some Oxyclean in your desk drawer. ha ha ha Nothing's more embarrassing than spilling all over your stomach when you're pregnant. People look at you and you know they're just thinking: She's already letting herself go, the PIG!!!
ba ha ha ha
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