Monday, May 16, 2005

And now, how to avoid work

1. Work like an animal: weekends, nights and all day
2. Let yourself get jerked around and given false deadlines
3. Start to lose your mind and find yourself mumbling to yourself in the hallway about co-workers
4. Find another job
5. Give your two-week notice at current job
6. Scorn all type of work and particularly any deadlines
7. Make your views on their previous false deadlines and jerking around clear
8. Discover that people steer clear of you and give work to other employees

Now if only I could actually do numbers 6-8, my last week here would be a lot better.