Formal Apology

Dear Mother Nature,

I would like to heartily apologize for any misunderstanding in my previous post. I am terribly appreciative of all warm weather you grant us, mere earthlings. I would never take your generosity for granted.

I think you are a marvelous fantabulous Mother Nature.

If you would please refrain in the future from punishing us with SNOW in the middle of April, after allowing us to have a sweet taste of warmth and 74 degree weather after 6 months, I would greatly appreciate it.

Your enormously grateful gardener and sunshine lover,
Halloweenlover