Thursday, August 05, 2010

enough is enough

Dear Universe,

I don't want to be disrespectful or anything, but WHAT THE FUCK? Gabe partially amputating his finger and requiring emergency surgery was one thing, then Josie falling and breaking her wrist was another, then Gabe fell and bashed his mouth on the floor and loosened his teeth, but did Josie REALLY have to dislocate her elbow today? Really? Was that honestly necessary?

I thank you for sparing us another cast for the next few weeks, which was what I sobbed about on the way to the Children's Hospital emergency room, but I could use a break from all the injuries. I think I've had my fill for a few years, maybe even enough for the rest of Gabe and Josie's childhoods.

If you're trying to send me a message about the whole having a third child thing, which is how I'm interpreting this, maybe you could send a telegram? I'm definitely getting the hint.

Respectfully Yours,
Halloweenlover

3 comments:

Ninotchka said...

:(

stacyh said...

Oh gosh. I think you have had your fill for a great many years!
HUGS

BabyMac said...

What the FUCK? Honestly. WHAT THE FUCK?! This is getting crazy now. Crazy. Go inside, pad the house, wrap the children in some kind of rubber. Close your legs and drink wine. I mean, seriously, come on! I wish I could pop over just for a quick catch up so I could say, in the flesh, what the FUCK? Thinking of you x