Thursday, June 22, 2006

i feel a little sick

I just spent the last 15 minutes licking each individual chip in the Doritos Cool Ranch package to get all of the powder off. I didn't eat the chips, just licked off the outside, before depositing the chip neatly back into the bag.

I think I need help.

16 comments:

z said...

I just hope your office door was closed while you did it. :)

Angry Pregnant Lawyer said...

What I want to know is, why did you put the licked chips back in the bag? I'd be afraid that the moisture on the clean-licked chips would actually attract some of the yummy powder from the non-licked chips, thereby robbing me of some Doritos powder.

Not that I've ever done that before.

liz said...

What APL said.

BTW, have you ever completely licked off a Cheez Doodle and also completely licked off a Cap'n Crunch nugget and then let them dry out and tasted them afterward?

They taste exactly the same (like what I imagine styrofoam peanuts taste like).

halloweenlover said...

Ok, Liz just cracked me up.

The question regarding the moisture is easily explained because I dumped them all out on my desk first before licking them clean and then returning them to the bag. It was too much trouble to throw each one individually in the trash. My arm would get tired.

wordnerd said...

tehe he he he. No, I have NEVER done that....especially not even close with sun flower seeds...nope, not me!

KLee said...

Yup -- it's official! you're pregnant!

Seriously -- who can really explain the odd eating habits of the pregnant woman? It defies all rational thought. When I was pregnant with Offspring, I craved white foods. Milk, rice, vanilla ice cream... I was once so desperate I put rice IN vanilla ice crean. It was VERY odd, but I still ate it.

jo(e) said...

I can remember craving mall pizza -- the kind of thin, spicey pizza they serve in malls here in Snowstorm City. The weird part of it is that I hate malls ....

KathyR said...

That is, hands down, the funniest thing I've read all day.

Dawn said...

I once threatened Terrance to make him go out and buy me a cucumber. I wanted a cold, cucumber, with salt. It was the strangest thing.

babies need what babies need...

corndog said...

I agree with KathyR, this is too funny. I think we ought to have a betting pool for what is the next odd substance that Halloweenlover will crave. My guess - hot mango chutney, straight from the jar.

Maribeth said...

oh my, I am laughing so hard. Thanks!

Piece of Work said...

Now when that baby comes out with a strange orange tinted powder all over him, we'll know why.

ccw said...

Oh this is just fabulous! Thanks for the laugh.

Sarcomical said...

oh honey...

now i feel a little sick, too.

;)

Chris said...

OMG, I can't stop laughing.

Joke said...

When TFBIM was expecting, she used to lick the inside of the bag.

I was pretty certain that one day I'd find her asphyxiating from having a Doritos bag stuck on her head.

-J.