it allll evens out in the end, I think

My diet today consisted of (in chronological order):

One slice of leftover pizza for breakfast
One iced coffee
Two cookies
Another coffee
Two hot dogs from Dairy Queen
Bag of chips
One nutter butter Blizzard
One medium Pepsi
5 baby carrots
4 grape tomatoes
A handful of bell pepper slices
Water

Those last few vegetables TOTALLY make up for the rest, right? RIGHT?!